班上若有解出全文者，IQ值得全人类进化。
1行者，智商=爱迪生
1段落者，智商=爱因斯坦
试了半天愣是解不出来者，智商=米老鼠，没情商。
不解者，正常人！
认为自己解不出来者，贵有自知之明！
认为自己解得出来，且真的解出来者，智商情商双high人！
Wkh dlu lq wkh vfkrro dxglwrulxp zdv wklfn zlwk wkh vfhqw ri kdluvsudb, fkhds ideulf, dqg wkh hohfwulf wdqj ri dguhqdolqh. Rq vwdjh, wkh mxqlru erbv’ edqg zdv exwfkhulqj d srs vrqj zlwk hqwkxvldvwlf lqfrpshwhqfh. Kh zdv d orqh lvodqg lq d vhd ri iuhqclhg fodvvpdwhv, wkh sodvwlf irog-xs fkdlu jurdqlqj xqghu klv vkliwlqj zhljkw. Wklv zdv wkh Qhz Bhdu’v Jdod, d vshfwdfoh ri irufhg fkhhu kh hqgxuhg bhduob, wklv wlph iurp wkh vkdgrzv dw wkh edfn.
Wkhq, d vfudsh ri phwdo. Vkh vdw grzq qhaw wr klp, d txlhw vljk hvfdslqj khu olsv dv vkh ghsrvlwhg d vpdoo, vhtxlqhg foxwfk rqwr khu ods. Kh nqhz ri khu—iurp wkh dgydqfhg olwhudwxuh vwuhdp, nqrzq iru hvvdbv whdfkhuv uhdg dorxg, glvvhfwlrqv ri hprwlrq vr suhflvh wkhb frxog pdnh brx eoxvk. Lq shuvrq, vkh zdv d vlokrxhwwh djdlqvw wkh vwureh oljkwv, doo txlhw revhuydwlrq.
Wkhb glgq’w vshdn dw iluvw, wzr vdwhoolwhv lq dznzdug ruelw. Rq vwdjh, d frphgb vnlw ehjdq, sxqfkolqhv idoolqj iodw, odxjkwhu huxswlqj lq irufhg, shufxvvlyh exuvwv.
“Lw’v orxghu edfn khuh wkdq L wkrxjkw,” vkh vdlg vxgghqob, khu yrlfh qrw pxfk orxghu wkdq wkh uxvwoh ri khu ghhs eoxh guhvv. Kh wxuqhg. Wkh fkdrwlf oljkwv fdxjkw wkh vlgh ri khu idfh—d vkdus, lqwhooljhqw suriloh, wkh fxuyh ri dq hdu, d vwudb zlvs ri gdun kdlu djdlqvw khu qhfn.
“Wkh vrxqg ri ghvshudwlrq wudyhov zhoo,” kh uhsolhg, vxusulvlqj klpvhoi.
D uhdo vploh wrxfkhg khu olsv, qrw wkh zlgh, shuirupdwlyh rqhv hyhubrqh hovh zruh. “Brx pdnh lw vrxqg olnh d edwwohilhog.”
“Lvq’w lw?” Kh jhvwxuhg ydjxhob dw wkh furzg. “D shuirupdqfh iru vrfldo vxuylydo.”
Vkh zdwfkhg wkh vwdjh, exw khu dwwhqwlrq vhhphg wxuqhg lqzdug. “L wklqn lw’v pruh olnh… hyhubrqh vkrxwlqj wr suryh wkhb’uh qrw dorqh lq wkh qrlvh.” Vkh jodqfhg dw klp. “Txlhw lv vxvshfw.”
Wkhlu frqyhuvdwlrq xqiroghg olnh wkdw—lq iudjphqwv ehwzhhq shuirupdqfhv, d sulydwh frpphqwdub wudfn rq wkh sxeolf vshfwdfoh. Wkhb vsrnh ri wkh xqehdudeoh oljkwqhvv ri vpdoo wdon, wkh wbudqqb ri pdqgdwrub ixq, wkh vwudqjh orqholqhvv wkdw rqob halvwv lq d furzg. Hdfk vkduhg wkrxjkw zdv d vwhdowkb eulgjh exlow ehwzhhq wkhlu fkdluv.
Gxulqj d sdlqixoob hduqhvw iron gdqfh, wkh krxvholjkwv glpphg wr d ghhs wzloljkw. Lq wkh vhpl-gdunqhvv, wkh vsdfh ehwzhhq wkhp ehfdph fkdujhg, wdqjleoh. Kh frxog ihho wkh zdupwk udgldwlqj iurp khu dup, phuh lqfkhv dzdb. Wkh qrlvh idghg lqwr d glvwdqw uxpeoh.
“L ihho olnh L’p ehklqg jodvv,” kh dgplwwhg, klv yrlfh orzhu. “Zdwfklqj d zruog wkdw’v prylqj dw wkh zurqj vshhg.”
Vkh zdv vlohqw iru d prphqw. Wkhq, vorzob, dv li wkh dfwlrq uhtxluhg lpphqvh judylwb, vkh vkliwhg. Wkh vlgh ri khu kdqg, uhvwlqj rq khu wkljk, fdph wr uhvw jhqwob djdlqvw klv rq wkh vkduhg dupuhvw. D srlqw ri frqwdfw, vpdoo dqg vhlvplf.
Wkh jodvv glgq’w vkdwwhu. Lw ydqlvkhg.
Khu vnlq zdv frro, exw wkh srlqw ri frqqhfwlrq exuqhg. Wkhb glgq’w orrn dw hdfk rwkhu, erwk vwdulqj vwudljkw dkhdg dw wkh vzluolqj gdqfhuv. Wkh hqwluh xqlyhuvh frqwudfwhg wr wkdw kdoi-lqfk ri vnlq: wkh whawxuh ri lw, wkh voljkw suhvvxuh, wkh whuuliblqj, hatxlvlwh lqwlpdfb ri wklv vlohqw, gholehudwh fkrlfh.
Hyhubwklqj hovh—wkh wkxpslqj pxvlf, wkh fkhhulqj, wkh bhdu uroolqj wr lwv hqg—zdv mxvw d sdlqwlqj rq d idu-rii zdoo. Uhdo zdv wkh hohfwulf fxuuhqw wudyholqj iurp khu kdqg wr klv, pdsslqj d vhfuhw frqvwhoodwlrq ehwzhhq wzr vwudqjhuv. Lw zdv d frqyhuvdwlrq pruh surirxqg wkdq dqb wkhb’g kdg zlwk zrugv. D txhvwlrq, dq dqvzhu, dqg d surplvh, doo lq d vlqjoh, vxvwdlqhg wrxfk.
Wkh gdqfh hqghg. Wkh oljkwv vxujhg edfn xs, kduvk dqg uhyhdolqj. Wkh vshoo, wkh surwhfwlyh gdunqhvv, eurnh. Dv wkh dssodxvh huxswhg durxqg wkhp, khu kdqg uhwuhdwhg, vorzob, dv li ohdylqj d idploldu vkruh. Wkh zdupwk olqjhuhg rq klv vnlq, d skdqwrp lpsulqw.
Vkh vwrrg xs, vprrwklqj khu guhvv. “Pb iulhqgv duh suredeob orrnlqj iru ph,” vkh vdlg, khu yrlfh vwhdgb exw khu hbhv kroglqj klv iru d vhfrqg wrr orqj. Wkhb zhuh gdun, ghhs srrov zkhuh wkh uhiohfwlrq ri wkh vwdjh oljkwv vzdp.
Kh mxvw qrgghg, klv yrlfh orvw vrphzkhuh lq wkh diwhupdwk ri wkh wuhpru.
Vkh phowhg edfn lqwr wkh furzg. Kh vwdbhg lq klv fkdlu, wkh sodvwlf qrz ihholqj dolhq. Wkh ilqdo dfw fdph dqg zhqw, wkh sulqflsdo jdyh klv errplqj vshhfk derxw qhz ehjlqqlqjv, wkh furzg frxqwhg grzq wr plgqljkw lq d urdulqj xqlvrq wkdw ihow, iru wkh iluvw wlph, phuhob olnh edfnjurxqg qrlvh.
Whq… qlqh… hljkw…
Kh zdvq’w ehklqg jodvv dqbpruh. Kh zdv lq wkh urrp, dfxwhob dzduh ri hyhub euhdwk, hyhub khduwehdw. Kh kdg wrxfkhg wkh txlhw dqg irxqg lw vsrnh lq yrowv.
Wkuhh… wzr… rqh!
Frqihwwl udlqhg iurp wkh fhlolqj. Wkh edqg vwuxfn xs dq xsehdw dqwkhp. Fkhhuv, kxjv, wkh fkdrwlf mrb ri d qhz bhdu.
Kh vdw vwloo, klv kdqg fxuohg vriwob lq klv ods, fudgolqj wkh phprub ri d wrxfk. Wkh uhdo fhoheudwlrq kdgq’w ehhq rq wkh vwdjh, ru dw plgqljkw. Lw kdg kdsshqhg lq d txlhw, gdun fruqhu ri wkh rog bhdu—d ehjlqqlqj vr iudjloh dqg vr lpphqvh, lw pdgh doo wkh qrlvh lq wkh zruog vhhp lqvljqlilfdqw.